The 23rd Psalm for Helpers/Decoys

This dog loves to work, I shall not want.
His handler maketh him lie down in green pastures:
He leadeth him by my side for transport, hopefully he will not water my leg.
He restoreth my poor attitude after a long day at work;
He leadeth me down the path of righteousness for a full bite to the perfect score.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no working dog, for thy handler art with me;
Thy schlag stick and sleeve, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a field before me in the presence of mine competitors;
Thou annointest my head with dog slobber; I hope I didn't forget my baseball cup.

Surely good scores and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I shall dwell in the house of Dog forever.

In Brandy and Magnum's name,

Amen.